CampRAGS Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 A Little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for awalk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.What's that mean?' asked the child. Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat!, and to come to you. Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here. He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block. The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle? (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 LMBO!!!! That's pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 LMBO!! That's funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 heard it before, but it's halarious :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 OMG!!! Never heard that one before!! LMBO :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beagleboy Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 That's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kid Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 haha thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turkeybuster Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Lol. Thats funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambuscher Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 HHMMMM I posted this same joke a few months back, and it was removed by a mod. It is funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ......I had to read it twice to get it....but that's funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4Blade Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Thats the best one I have read in awhile......... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportsman2500 Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 lol that's funny i started laughing bout half way through. had a feeling where it was going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardwood_HD Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 lmao iv heard it a few times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davetucker Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ......I had to read it twice to get it....but that's funny!!! ...I didn't see blonde hair in the pics of you!!!:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted March 21, 2008 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 ...I didn't see blonde hair in the pics of you!!!:p ....Yea, I know....I'm not blond....I'm just innocent...:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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