you gals behaving?????


Tim Andrus

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Ive heard that before! Stopping for bathroom run, curlers getting tangled up in turkey decoy, Im hungury can we stop, oooh a outlet mall lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I better stop or somewhere when Im at a show Ill get it!

tim

Just because thats what YOU do, doesnt mean that it applies to us female hunters as well!!!!!!! :)

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Tim I'm gone a go out on a limb and say your safe with all us women. Unless were all pmsing all at the same time :eek: :eek: then your on your own.....lol

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Curlers??? Who still wears those things??:confused::D Us Realtree gals know when it's time to be pretty and girly and we also know how to get a little dirt under our nails too. And we like it.;)

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Tim, you wouldn't want us to keep our halo's on all the time would ya? Besides, those horns are there to catch our halo when it desides to slip a little.:D

Shhhhhhh!:D;)....Deb,- We don't want to let him catch on, TOO quick!....:)

-the element of surprise...

......number one truth in the hunt-

.....in war-

.....and- well, like I said-Shhhhhh;..... be vewy vewy quiet.....we'we hunting WABBIT!;):D:D:p

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And thats the way it should be! And no one wears curlers no more?

So now I gotta make list to see who goes hunting 1st

-Curlers are real handy....I keep some on hand to wrap loose strands of twine on-or trapping wire.....

-and pantyhose....I NEVER leave Seward on a winter trip to Anchorage....never know when you have to wrap a busted radiator hose......

.....and I think it might have to be ALL or nothing....you'll need all of us gals to help you on your hunt:p

:eek:....Did I just say that?!

-Anyway,.....you ever catch a moose?-Come on up and try it out....and all of us gals ...Outdoorgirl, Deb, Cinch314, Niterunner,Andrea,Turkeygirl,

Wildside, Moon,Hunting-in-Maine ,Mrswtnhunt,-Huntnma,of course!-...and whoever else I'm leaving out...oh-and me-....we'll all help you pack it out!:D

(We might have to help you call it in make the stalk,too...:p)

-Hey, what a entertaining idea for a show, huh?:D

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Look here Miss Karen.............I can handle it just fine.:p:p:p:p It's the "packing out a moose" part I'd have trouble with. Do I get a horse? 4-wheeler? Pack mule??? LOL

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Look here Miss Karen.............I can handle it just fine.:p:p:p:p It's the "packing out a moose" part I'd have trouble with. Do I get a horse? 4-wheeler? Pack mule??? LOL

Well if Kathleen can pack out 80lbs of moose meat on her back you have no excuses :p:D after all i'm the old lady at 45...lol

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OK, you and Kathleen can pack out the mooses. I'll provide comedic relief...........:D:D:D

-Andrea....you'll be our fishing queen, for sure!!....Every moose hunt is full of Rainbow, Grayling, and salmon fishing!-Yum!

Andrea......:o:rolleyes::D....I won't call more than one deer "deers", if you promise to just say "moose":o;)...ok?-(trying to prep you before you get up here.......)

and yes, I KNOW you will do just fine!!....All of you all will....we're a tough and ready bunch of women!

....One thing, though....sorry about no 4-wheeler, mule, or truck....where we are going, we don't have to mess with any of that....but we will for sure need hip waders....don't worry- I've got plenty of extra pair, and sizes...

-and, between all of us gals,...we can cut each pack load down to about only 50 lbs......

-Heck, O'le Tim won't have to worry about a THING with us helping him out!

-and we just might get a bear...Hey,you know...?-Buckee isn't too far from here...we'd better invite him to come along ,too....:)

-A real bear guy....AND- just in case Tim gets too nervous and scared!!:D:D:p:eek::D:D

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....Yep, and I know just the place,too...four of us gals can handle the quarters....Huntnma-maybe you and I should pack the hindquarters....I need to other gals to volunteer to take the fore- quarters.....Outdoor Girl- if you want to, you can take one side of ribs....another volunteer-the other side....another pack-the backstrap an tenderloin....another TWO packs(believe it or not)....just the NECK MEAT.-I got 75 pounds out the neck alone out of this last big moose!....(that one moose where I had an 80-lb pack wasn't this picture :this was a little forked horn-but, SO tasty!:p)....

-Another pack: the heart, liver, and toungue(oh, I just can taste it now, me cooking that for you all- I can cook scrumptious toungue and liver!)

-another pack:probably another game bag 1/2 full of extraneous boned meat off of the carcass-

-another two packs:the lower legs with the hooves...( I take the tendon out of them, dry them for about a year, and you have babiche....and I have friends all the time asking me for moose leg bones to give their sled dogs...

-another pack(I'll take this one;):D)...the entire hide...

-OH!...I almost forgot to include the nose!-Pickled moose nose...and moose nose soup!Yum!:p:)-Andrea....you'll be the talk of the town I'll bet, when I send you home with some of that!:D

.......OH YEAH-I almost forgot about Tim.....(sorry, Tim:o)....I think we will let you pack out something.....your 60" rack!:D:D:p;):)

(One condition, though....you have to take it with the entire head, and cape, too.....just to do it right:))

-Buckee will be our bear hunter and protector.:);)

-See?!-It will take all of us-and it'll be a hoot!

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-Some of my moose-stomping grounds....nice to remimisce, especially with all this ice and snow halfway up my window,right now!

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