elkoholic Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 *How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink", and the clerk replies, "Go ahead". *Who invented the toothbrush? A Redneck. If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teeth brush. *A state trooper pulls over a pickup truck and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver replies, "Bout wut?" *A new Redneck law was just recently passed. When a couple gets divorced, they are still cousins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 pretty good stuff :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beagleboy Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 You got some good ones there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Good stuff But, I got no ID what the joke is spose ta be in this one *A state trooper pulls over a pickup truck and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver replies, "Bout wut?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Good stuff But, I got no ID what the joke is spose ta be in this one ......It's just the way they talk, Buckee........you know;- "the local colour"....:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 lol nice ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wtnhunt Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 LOL. Those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 ......It's just the way they talk, Buckee........you know;- "the local colour"....:) buckee knew what the joke was, kathleen. he's not as dumb as he looks... (there, steve old buddy. i stuck up for you!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 LOL! That first one nearly busted my gut, told it to my parents and they dang near died..... :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 those are pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardwood_HD Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 good ones lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swmnk9training Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Good ones! Liked the ID one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coles Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 i know im a redneck and have redneck friends. the other day i just got a text from a friend that said "you should see this rat i just shot!" "had to shoot it twice with a .22 to get it to stop runnin!" then we had this whole big conversation about how we need to go out and shoot guns and go muddin when the snow melts! Redneck-I-R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOYTnMUZZYboy Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaTrophyHunter Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 those are good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turkeybuster Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Thats some pretty funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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