MCH Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 How can you tell if a Michigan football player has a girlfriend? Tobacco juice on both sides of the pick-up truck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Guess its my turn??:D A scrawny man at a bar in Columbus says to the guy sitting next to him, “Hey, you want to hear a really funny Ohio State joke?” The guy replies, “Hey buddy. See the bartender? He played at Ohio State. See those two huge guys to your left? They played at Ohio State. See that group of big guys over at that table? All Ohio State football players. Look at me. I’m 6’4, 235 and played at Ohio State. Now are you sure you want to tell me your joke?” The scrawny man says, “Nah. I don’t want to have to explain and repeat it 5 times.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Guess its my turn??:D A scrawny man at a bar in Columbus says to the guy sitting next to him, “Hey, you want to hear a really funny Ohio State joke?” The guy replies, “Hey buddy. See the bartender? He played at Ohio State. See those two huge guys to your left? They played at Ohio State. See that group of big guys over at that table? All Ohio State football players. Look at me. I’m 6’4, 235 and played at Ohio State. Now are you sure you want to tell me your joke?” The scrawny man says, “Nah. I don’t want to have to explain and repeat it 5 times.” Lame. Weak. Not cool. What do you call a 200lb Michigan cheerleader? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Anorexic. What do you say to an Ohio State football player dressed in a three piece suit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Anorexic. What do you say to an Ohio State football player dressed in a three piece suit? Mr. Prosecuting Attorney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Mr. Prosecuting Attorney. Close. "Will the Defendant please rise.":D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Close. "Will the Defendant please rise.":D Trust me. It took all my will to resist editing your question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhine16 Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 *NOTE TO SELF.... FIND A NEW FORUM....SPORTS ROOM IS FILLED WITH LAME DBs!!!!!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 What's the difference between a Michigan cheerleader and an elephant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 What's the difference between a Michigan cheerleader and an elephant? A few pounds? Give or take? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SRAII Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 What's the difference between a Michigan cheerleader and an elephant? i bet you'd be satisfied with any one of the Michigan cheerleaders..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 What's the difference between a Michigan cheerleader and an elephant? the trunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 i bet you'd be satisfied with any one of the Michigan cheerleaders..... Yeah, you're probably right......there are lots of pluses to dating a Meetchicken cheerleader - either they can cook extremly well or they know all the good places to eat, they provide loads of warmth in the winter, ample shade in the summer, and my buddies wouldn't be hitting on them all the time..... :D the trunk? Chris got that one right Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SRAII Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 google Michigan cheerleaders.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Smoke and mirrors Scott, very large mirrors...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SRAII Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Smoke and mirrors Scott, very large mirrors...... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhine16 Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 google Michigan cheerleaders.............. LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted April 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 They like to overlook that part, don't they guys? Let's not forget that that win came over one of the best college teams of all time. Miami was a powerhouse, Ken Dorsey didn't lose many (if any) games during his career, and that team had guys like Winslow Jr., McGahee, and Andre Johnson. But OSU can't beat those good southern teams. Don't you know that Miami is not in the SEC. They weren't very fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhine16 Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Don't you know that Miami is not in the SEC. They weren't very fast. That's what i was thinking... Duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Don't you know that Miami is not in the SEC. They weren't very fast. He never said SEC, he said south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 That's what i was thinking... Duh Yeah, Andre Johnson is probably one of the fastest guys in the NFL- but I'm sure he's not SEC fast. After all, the SEC is way faster than the NFL. Actually, Chris Gamble and Santonio Holmes probably aren't too slow either- but they did play in the Big Ten so all that speed probably developed after they were drafted in the first round of the NFL draft. One, more Will Smith is one of the fastest DE's in the NFL too- but again, must have developed that speed once he headed south and starting playing for the Saints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted April 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 I even think Joey Galloway got faster when he went to Tampa Bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 I even think Joey Galloway got faster when he went to Tampa Bay. without question.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Andre Johnson, Chris Gamble, Santonio Holmes, Will Smith??? I know one's an actor now, but did the rest just retire??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted April 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Andre Johnson, Chris Gamble, Santonio Holmes, Will Smith??? I know one's an actor now, but did the rest just retire??? Don't you have a little league game to go scout? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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