nativetexan Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 NEW YORK TIMES COVERAGE... A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, right under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents,who thank him endlessly. A New York Times reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker says, "Sir, that was the most gallant and brave thing I ever saw a man do in my whole life." "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the front page. What kind of motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?" "A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican." The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions and reads on the front page: "REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 LMBO! Thats about right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHISKEYSWAMP Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 lol... that's the media for ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Oh,gee...That was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davetucker Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 lmao that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 LOL, that is great.. and sounds about right!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 that's just about how the media would report it :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 LMBO Yep..sounds about right ...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyohunter Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 lmbo too true:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 funny, but sadly all too true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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