Chronicles of a toddlers dad part 4


johnf

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Yesterday we decided to get out of the house and go for a ride to the city, well big town really. We went to Conway Arkansas which is I guess around 50K people, but it has all the important places like a Super Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Lowe's and such. We've been pondering buying the house that we're living in and doing a major remodel, so we decided to go to Lowe's first. First we went to lumber, to look for the essentials for the structure, then to the flooring, cabinets and finally to the bathroom fixtures. We looked at all the regular stuff and then we came across a beautiful claw foot tub with about $600 worth of faucet and a price tag of $2300 for the whole thing. As my wife and I were drooling over it we here the words.

"Un take a baf daddy" Which in little boy talk means "I want to take a bath daddy".

Yep you guessed it. There he stood in the middle of the Saturday afternoon crowded Lowe's sporting nothing but a smile on his face and holding his "Patkage" (you can guess what that means) in his right hand.

After that, we just avoided the toilets all together.:o

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