007hunter Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait just a moment!' She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, 'Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.' The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Catholic; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.' You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?' 'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.' :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccwhitey Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Wow, smart woman!!:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 LOL I love it!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 one of my favorites :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 i love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 ...That's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 lol good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 :D What I'd like to know, is who the heck does he go to, if the check bounces...eh;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turkeybuster Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 That was a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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