joke for the day


sskybnd

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a man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to a shrink to talk about it, they talked a few min and he told him to read this book an assertivness, so on his way home he read the whole book, upon getting home he went and found his wife and put his finger in her face and said, im the man of this house and what i say is law, and right now i want you to go in there and make me a great dinner, and make me a delicious desert and after that i want to to go run me a bath...and he said to her and do you know who's going to dress me and comb my hair.

she replide the mortician...:rolleyes:

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