MCH Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Haven't done one of these in a while and recently got inspired to do this one. Hope I'm not plaigarizing(sp??) but its not intentional if I am. Momma's Don't Let You Babies Grow up to be Cowboys by MCH :D Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be Cowboys Don’t let ‘em trick hookers and visit strip clubs Make ‘em be Jaguars and Titans and such. Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be Cowboys. They’ll never make parole and they’ll botch extra points Even choke in front of someone they love. Cowboys ain’t easy to love and they’re harder to hold You’d better bring Parcells along or they won’t do what they’re told. Lonestar team jerseys and orange faded jumpsuits, and each night begins the same way. With a stripper beside him and if she’s not too young He’ll probably just stay all day. Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be Cowboys Don’t let ‘em trick hookers and visit strip clubs Make ‘em be Jaguars and Titans and such. Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be Cowboys. They’ll never make parole and they’ll botch extra points Even choke in front of someone they love. Cowboys like smoky ol’ strip clubs and hangovers in the mornings Little blonde singers without children and starting bar fights And them that don’t know them won’t like them And them that do sometimes won’t know how to shake ‘em. They ain’t smart they’re just different And they’re mind won’t let them do things that you and I think are right. Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be Cowboys Don’t let ‘em trick hookers and visit strip clubs Make ‘em be Jaguars and Titans and such. Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be Cowboys. They’ll never make parole and they’ll botch extra points Even choke in front of someone they love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Please Kev, everybody knows they are America's team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Are you sure you're not Kenny Logins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 must be a slow day at the office....:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texastrophies Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Good job, but you don't have the perfect song yet, you haven't mentioned superbowls, pro bowls or rings. get us another verse. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted May 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Good job, but you don't have the perfect song yet, you haven't mentioned superbowls, pro bowls or rings. get us another verse. :D:D (On Superbowl sunday) Well, Tony was drunk...and Pac-man watched from prison. As Buffalo picked up their superbowl ringgggggggggs. And before Terrel could make it, to the pro bowwwwwwwl. He had to get traded to another teaaaaaaaam. How's that???:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 LOL thats great MCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texastrophies Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 (On Superbowl sunday) Well, Tony was drunk...and Pac-man watched from prison. As Buffalo picked up their superbowl ringgggggggggs. And before Terrel could make it, to the pro bowwwwwwwl. He had to get traded to another teaaaaaaaam. How's that???:D Not exactly what I had in mind, but I suppose it will do. :D:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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