JJL Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 I was setting concrete forms today and jammed my thumb. Should I put some ICE on it and have a glass of Vodka for the pain. Or do I need an enema in order to completely heal??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 The enema is a definite jjl. I simply chose not to do it!! LMBO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Don't bug the doctor she and her family are enjoying some Vermont liquid gold ... Take 2 asprin and call her on Tuesday ...:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 I was setting concrete forms today and jammed my thumb. Should I put some ICE on it and have a glass of Vodka for the pain. Or do I need an enema in order to completely heal??????? Chamomile tea with tons of butter, drink half of it, use the other half as an enema. Crush 5 goat hooves, load them on a float plane, have the float plane fly to Anchorage, drop the goat hooves over a mountain on your way there. Upon landing find some St. John's wort, pick some eat some, and rub some in your armpit. Fly back home, have another enema, drink some garlic tea with horseradish, and you'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted May 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Chamomile tea with tons of butter, drink half of it, use the other half as an enema. Crush 5 goat hooves, load them on a float plane, have the float plane fly to Anchorage, drop the goat hooves over a mountain on your way there. Upon landing find some St. John's wort, pick some eat some, and rub some in your armpit. Fly back home, have another enema, drink some garlic tea with horseradish, and you'll be fine. Thanks for the advice Chris, but, I think I'll wait for Dr. Kathleen. That Ohio Medicine seems rather complicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Thanks for the advice Chris, but, I think I'll wait for Dr. Kathleen. That Ohio Medicine seems rather complicated. OK, suit yourself, but crushed goat hoof enemas really work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest outdoorgirl Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Jammed thumb requires a coffee enema Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Chamomile tea with tons of butter, drink half of it, use the other half as an enema. Crush 5 goat hooves, load them on a float plane, have the float plane fly to Anchorage, drop the goat hooves over a mountain on your way there. Upon landing find some St. John's wort, pick some eat some, and rub some in your armpit. Fly back home, have another enema, drink some garlic tea with horseradish, and you'll be fine. ......:D:D:D:D:DOH!...My sides won't stop hurting from laughing!!!....-That was GREAT....-..... I think I know who ELSE is nipping on the Vodka besides JJ!-LMBO, Oh, boy!....and how did you know about St. John's Wort? ...and...-why FIVE goat hooves instead of just FOUR?? -Oh, dear...I have to compose myself;:rolleyes: Ok... -Now, JJ...you said it's your THUMB? -and you were setting concrete forms? ...I thought you had people to do all the grunt work for you? ...Oh, my...!-definitely apply ice...liberally rub honey on it...do your best to wrap it with duct tape...and hold your mug of Vodka , and afflicted thumb, high in the air.... -if you are of the curious sort...a Vodka enema might just add to your weekend... -Teeheehee....Tominator, that was hillarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted May 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 -if you are of the curious sort...a Vodka enema might just add to your weekend... Speaking from experience Dr.????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 i say put the ice in the vodka, and apply liberally. the enema is optional. but i'm not the doctor...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Speaking from experience Dr.????????? .....I don't remember a thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Don't bug the doctor she and her family are enjoying some Vermont liquid gold ... Take 2 asprin and call her on Tuesday ...:D ........Yes...that syrup is WONDERFUL......Thank you again for sending some!...-and your Alaskan Birch syrup should arrive sometime next week...I threw in a little "Moose Poop Soap", as well... ...(in the package...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 LOL@Bart "Moose Poop Soap" Did you spell soup wrong again Kathleen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 ......:D:D:D:D:DOH!...My sides won't stop hurting from laughing!!!....-That was GREAT....-..... I think I know who ELSE is nipping on the Vodka besides JJ!-LMBO, Oh, boy!....and how did you know about St. John's Wort? It was actually Gin. ...and...-why FIVE goat hooves instead of just FOUR?? Cuz. You're a good sport Kathleen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 LOL@Bart Did you spell soup wrong again Kathleen ...HeeHee,Steve....you've got some of that great stuff arriving any day in the mail , as well.....and it ain't SOUP... .......matter of fact, there are some extra goodies in YOUR care-package that is imperative to be taken orally.... no if's , and 's or but's.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 ...HeeHee,Steve....you've got some of that great stuff arriving any day in the mail , as well.....and it ain't SOUP... .......matter of fact, there are some extra goodies in YOUR care-package that is imperative to be taken orally.... no if's , and 's or but's.... OH, OH ......................................... OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 ........Yes...that syrup is WONDERFUL......Thank you again for sending some!...-and your Alaskan Birch syrup should arrive sometime next week...I threw in a little "Moose Poop Soap", as well... ...(in the package...) THANK YOU !! ... "Moose Poop Soap" .... This item should be interesting to say the least .. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 LOL@Bart Did you spell soup wrong again Kathleen lol. best line of this post.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted May 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 I tried the Vodka-Duct tape treatment and my thumb feels 90% better today. My question is simply this Dr. Kathleen: My kids are driving me nuts this weekend, should I try the Vodka Enema? Will it make them go away? Thanks in advance JJL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 the doctor is busy right now, so maybe i can answer: yes, but only if you try it on them.... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 the doctor is busy right now, so maybe i can answer: yes, but only if you try it on them.... lol That's what I was thinking too, but afraid to say, in case Jim actually tried it...LOL It sure would keep them quiet and busy, between nap times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Wow...lmbo! Well Nurse Ruth says... ice on for 20 minutes and off for an hour....elevate it....and well you can't really buddy tape a thumb but you can tape just so the prevent the joint from moving... Oh and don't jam it in anymore cement blocks:-p The enema might be malpractice, lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Paging Dr. Kathleen! Your Red Wine enema supplies will leave with the pony express on Tuesday!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Paging Dr. Kathleen! Your Red Wine enema supplies will leave with the pony express on Tuesday!! ...Oh, Boy!...I can't wait, Joe!.......now, this is going to be a real treat...thank you!...and your Birch syrup went out with the dog sled team, to meet up with the Alaska Railroad...it's on it's way, as well! ...I ran out of the moose poop soap, though,Joe...it's on backorder:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Wow...lmbo! Well Nurse Ruth says... ice on for 20 minutes and off for an hour....elevate it....and well you can't really buddy tape a thumb but you can tape just so the prevent the joint from moving... Oh and don't jam it in anymore cement blocks:-p The enema might be malpractice, lmao ...Heehee...That was good,Ruth..."the enema is malpractice"...-lol;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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