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JJL

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I tried the Vodka-Duct tape treatment and my thumb feels 90% better today.

My question is simply this Dr. Kathleen:

My kids are driving me nuts this weekend, should I try the Vodka Enema? Will it make them go away?

Thanks in advance

JJL

...Oh, I'm really glad to hear that,JJ...:)- glad I could of been of some assisstance...although Tominator's intruiging, yet convoluted remedy perked my interest...:rolleyes::D

....So,JJ....your kids have been driving you nuts,eh?-(Yikes, Buckee....you've got me babbling like a Canadian,now..:rolleyes::o)......Probably taking SteveB.'s origional idea of putting the ice in your Vodka, and "applying liberally"...(orally, I assumed:D).... and repeat...just may do the trick...at least, you won't remember if your kids were bothering you, or not....;)

.....I don't know, though...I have never tried Vodka, to tell you the truth...I took a shot of something that had a turkey on the bottle, once, and I have been too scared to venture beyond my Merlot, or Pinoir....:o:)

...I don't know all the ages of your kids...-but- a few suggestions...

1.- Have you ever put on a "jungle breakfast " for them??...(works at any time of day,really...)-Simply buy a bunch of cases of those little mini-cereals ...you know, the tiny boxes of Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, Lucky Charms,etc....and tie them all interspersed up in the trees around your place.....Then send them out to go find and climb them! -my kids love it!:D

and...

2....Do you have a metal detector?...My kids still believe me that there are pockets and veins of gold in the backyard...keeps them occupied for hours..:)-interesting what all they find..

or...

3.- we go to this one local shooting area , set up lawn chairs and a picnic, and send the kids out on a "collect the most brass of these certain calibers contest:D"...that's their favorite....they are out of my hair for a long good while..and we get all the brass we want for reloading...while we sit!!;)

-You wouldn't BELIEVE what people leave out there!-especially all the '45 , '44, '338, and '375 brass...nuts!:)

....Have an awesome Memorial Day, JJ....let me know how it turns out!:D

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:eek: Hey now .. that's a pretty WONKY things to say, hitting below the belt. :rolleyes: I'll have you know that I resemble that remark ........EH :D:D:p:D

......WONKY?...now, that's pretty strong vernacular, here, in these parts...oh,my!:D

-and you know I would never hit you below the belt,my friend...:eek::rolleyes::o-Trying to help you, not hurt you...:);)

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Main Entry:1ver·nac·u·lar audio.gifPronunciation: \və®-ˈna-kyə-lər\ Function:adjective Etymology:Latin vernaculus native, from verna slave born in the master's house, nativeDate:1601 1 a: using a language or dialect native to a region or country rather than a literary, cultured, or foreign language b: of, relating to, or being a nonstandard language or dialect of a place, region, or country c: of, relating to, or being the normal spoken form of a language2: applied to a plant or animal in the common native speech as distinguished from the Latin nomenclature of scientific classification 3: of, relating to, or characteristic of a period, place, or group; especially : of, relating to, or being the common building style of a period or place <vernacular architecture>

OK :D

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Vernacular, as in, 99% of North America doesn't know what wonky means. :D

...tee hee...I do...:o:rolleyes::)

It's a conspiracy :D

I bet you don't know what squoze means either Bart ...LOL:D:)

Canadian Redneck dictionary

Squoze

1. (v.tr.) To have squeezed something previously. The past tense of squeeze.

Example: Yes, I squoze it as hard as I could.

wonky

Adjective

[-kier, -kiest] Brit, Austral & NZ slang

1. shaky or unsteady: Example: wonky wheelbarrows, wonky knees

2. insecure or unreliable: Example: his marriage is looking a bit wonky

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Just make sure you use the good vodka in the vernacular. Vodka enemas are what Smirnoff is for. :cool:

lmao! now that's funny right there, i don't care who you are:D

I think Smirn means "smile, or Grin". So I guess that would explain a lot .

Smirnoff - interpreted: smileoff or grinoff :D

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