aksheephuntress Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 I tried the Vodka-Duct tape treatment and my thumb feels 90% better today. My question is simply this Dr. Kathleen: My kids are driving me nuts this weekend, should I try the Vodka Enema? Will it make them go away? Thanks in advance JJL ...Oh, I'm really glad to hear that,JJ...- glad I could of been of some assisstance...although Tominator's intruiging, yet convoluted remedy perked my interest... ....So,JJ....your kids have been driving you nuts,eh?-(Yikes, Buckee....you've got me babbling like a Canadian,now..)......Probably taking SteveB.'s origional idea of putting the ice in your Vodka, and "applying liberally"...(orally, I assumed:D).... and repeat...just may do the trick...at least, you won't remember if your kids were bothering you, or not.... .....I don't know, though...I have never tried Vodka, to tell you the truth...I took a shot of something that had a turkey on the bottle, once, and I have been too scared to venture beyond my Merlot, or Pinoir.... ...I don't know all the ages of your kids...-but- a few suggestions... 1.- Have you ever put on a "jungle breakfast " for them??...(works at any time of day,really...)-Simply buy a bunch of cases of those little mini-cereals ...you know, the tiny boxes of Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, Lucky Charms,etc....and tie them all interspersed up in the trees around your place.....Then send them out to go find and climb them! -my kids love it! and... 2....Do you have a metal detector?...My kids still believe me that there are pockets and veins of gold in the backyard...keeps them occupied for hours..-interesting what all they find.. or... 3.- we go to this one local shooting area , set up lawn chairs and a picnic, and send the kids out on a "collect the most brass of these certain calibers contest:D"...that's their favorite....they are out of my hair for a long good while..and we get all the brass we want for reloading...while we sit!! -You wouldn't BELIEVE what people leave out there!-especially all the '45 , '44, '338, and '375 brass...nuts! ....Have an awesome Memorial Day, JJ....let me know how it turns out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 (Yikes, Buckee....you've got me babbling like a Canadian,now..) Hey now .. that's a pretty WONKY things to say, hitting below the belt. I'll have you know that I resemble that remark ........EH :D:p:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Hey now .. that's a pretty WONKY things to say, hitting below the belt. I'll have you know that I resemble that remark ........EH :D:p:D ......WONKY?...now, that's pretty strong vernacular, here, in these parts...oh,my! -and you know I would never hit you below the belt,my friend...-Trying to help you, not hurt you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 You need to chase the vodka enema with whisky sours so you can hold it in longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 ......WONKY?...now, that's pretty strong vernacular, here, in these parts...oh,my! -and you know I would never hit you below the belt,my friend...-Trying to help you, not hurt you... LOL .. OK, but what does vernacular mean ? :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 LOL .. OK, but what does vernacular mean ? :D:D .......you know...I'm actually really not sure, to tell you the truth...-...but- -maybe Tominator could tell us...I'm pretty sure its origion is from the Catholic Church....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 You need to chase the vodka enema with whisky sours so you can hold it in longer ...Oh, dear!...This is getting real complicated and... -Well, we might want to get Turkeygirl's assisstance on this one... (or Tominator's, if you prefer to use Gin...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Main Entry:1ver·nac·u·lar Pronunciation: \və®-ˈna-kyə-lər\ Function:adjective Etymology:Latin vernaculus native, from verna slave born in the master's house, nativeDate:1601 1 a: using a language or dialect native to a region or country rather than a literary, cultured, or foreign language b: of, relating to, or being a nonstandard language or dialect of a place, region, or country c: of, relating to, or being the normal spoken form of a language2: applied to a plant or animal in the common native speech as distinguished from the Latin nomenclature of scientific classification 3: of, relating to, or characteristic of a period, place, or group; especially : of, relating to, or being the common building style of a period or place <vernacular architecture> OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted May 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 With that definition being true, I would just as soon have a Vodka Vernacular than a Vodka Enema. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 OK Vernacular, as in, 99% of North America doesn't know what wonky means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Vernacular, as in, 99% of North America doesn't know what wonky means. ...tee hee...I do...:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Vernacular, as in, 99% of North America doesn't know what wonky means. ...tee hee...I do...:rolleyes: It's a conspiracy I bet you don't know what squoze means either Bart ...LOL:D:) Canadian Redneck dictionary Squoze 1. (v.tr.) To have squeezed something previously. The past tense of squeeze. Example: Yes, I squoze it as hard as I could. wonky Adjective [-kier, -kiest] Brit, Austral & NZ slang 1. shaky or unsteady: Example: wonky wheelbarrows, wonky knees 2. insecure or unreliable: Example: his marriage is looking a bit wonky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strut10 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 With that definition being true, I would just as soon have a Vodka Vernacular than a Vodka Enema. Just make sure you use the good vodka in the vernacular. Vodka enemas are what Smirnoff is for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Just make sure you use the good vodka in the vernacular. Vodka enemas are what Smirnoff is for. lmao! now that's funny right there, i don't care who you are:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Just make sure you use the good vodka in the vernacular. Vodka enemas are what Smirnoff is for. lmao! now that's funny right there, i don't care who you are:D I think Smirn means "smile, or Grin". So I guess that would explain a lot . Smirnoff - interpreted: smileoff or grinoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted May 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 I've always been partial to Wheat Vodka. Namely Stolichnaya. Can You help me with a definition???? It might help explain my behavior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 I've always been partial to Wheat Vodka. Namely Stolichnaya. Can You help me with a definition???? It might help explain my behavior. Sto Lat! Nastrovia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 LMBO!! you guys...and gals...You are all a bit wonky if you ask me:-p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 LMBO!! you guys...and gals...You are all a bit wonky if you ask me:-p You got that right, TG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 I guess the question now is ...How's that thumb doing, Jim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I guess the question now is ...How's that thumb doing, Jim? with all the vodka being passed around, who cares??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strut10 Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Sto Lat! Nastrovia Happy birthday?????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Happy birthday?????????? Sto Lat = May you live 100 years Nastrovia = To your health! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 ...SKOAL....!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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