buckee Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 I get up in the middle of the night, to go to the bathroom (as usual these days) and as I finish up, my wife comes in too. I was still half asleep. I start walking out, and she mutters, "down, down, down, down" I stopped and looked at her, trying to figure out what she was trying to say, and she says "Put the seat down" (no please and thankyou:rolleyes:) So, I backed up, put the seat down, and headed back to bed. On the way out of the bathroom, I muttered, "Put it back up when your done...eh" Heck, it made sense to me at the time, but she wasn't impressed by my sleep-walking humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bowhunter56 Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 I am with you, i don't know why it doesn't work both ways.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Goes to show you how "one way-ed" women are! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 LOL... I just close both lids, that way everyone has to bend down and lift it no matter what. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 LOL... I just close both lids, that way everyone has to bend down and lift it no matter what. :D Good idea Shaun. I just don't get it. The premise is that the toilet seat is obviously too filthy and germy to touch...right. So why do we have to touch it, not once, but twice (Up and Down):rolleyes: Do women think men like germs or something...LOL:rolleyes: If she had of asked nicely, I wouldn't have made the smart comment , but I don't like being ordered around. The position of the toilet seat is not my "sole" responsibility. No wonder men die younger than women..eh ...LOL:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest outdoorgirl Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Men :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 WOmen :rolleyes: :eek::rolleyes::D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 LOL... I just close both lids, that way everyone has to bend down and lift it no matter what. :D That's what I do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 simple rules in our house. the one wanting to use the toilet puts the lid wherever they want it, and when they leave they leave it wherever they want. pretty simple, and it works perfectly every time. next time, steve, just pee without lifting the seat, and tell your wife it was simply to respect her wishes...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Good plan Steve I've come to the conclusion that since she is going by the premise that the toilet seat is obviously too filthy and germy to touch, then that must mean, she thinks I am expendable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 simple rules in our house. the one wanting to use the toilet puts the lid wherever they want it, and when they leave they leave it wherever they want. pretty simple, and it works perfectly every time. Kinda how it work here too;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyohunter Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 sorry have to leave it up here... easier for the dogs to get a drink, and then it doesnt get dog sprinkles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 his and hers bathrooms here, that solves that problem :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 his and hers bathrooms here, that solves that problem :D Well...La ....De.....Dah !!! :D:D:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 LOL... I just close both lids, that way everyone has to bend down and lift it no matter what. :D Do the same here, more so out of habit though, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Do the same here, more so out of habit though, I think. Thank you honey. I love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Thank you honey. I love you. ok, ok, this is a family site, let's not get all mushy mushy :p:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Quote: Originally Posted by wtnhunt Do the same here, more so out of habit though, I think. Thank you honey. I love you. What a suck up...eh I know what "I think" means in man talk ...LOL:D In this particular instance "I think" means: "My wife is a member here too, She is going to read this thread, but I don't want to look henpecked":D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 I think you need to try that one again in the daytime to see if she was really listening the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 I think you need to try that one again in the daytime to see if she was really listening the first time. I would advise against the daytime thing! If it is light out, she could see real good, get the frying pan and place it alongside his head!:rolleyes::D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I think what I'll do is, submit. Just long enough for her to get out of practice at putting the seat down ... then ...one night ..I'll leave it up Nothing more satisfying than getting woke up to mumbles, and words you haven't heard in a long time. Kind of hard to hide the giggles as she climbs back into bed, cursing. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 ...I'm not sure how I have managed to miss this intruiging thread......this sounds like fun... -I have successfully trained my boys to pee of the porch...which saves the life of the well pump... -Ahhhh...I miss the days of the outhouse...:D ...up north at the cabin, heck...-sometimes I even went outside to pee, at night...(except -20 F below...then we used the honey bucket...) -But...-here in relative town life... if I do happen to encounter the toilet seat up...oh, well...-I just accept it as part of the perks of being accepted into the all-hallowed and much-coveted realm of the Male Species..... -the coincidental and ubrupt "bump in the night" would also seem to me to pose the prime opportunity for taking care of anything else that your guy might have left in the up position......(what's the matter with most women...don't they get it?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 What a suck up...eh I know what "I think" means in man talk ...LOL:D In this particular instance "I think" means: "My wife is a member here too, She is going to read this thread, but I don't want to look henpecked":D Nope, think it is habit Steve. Maybe as a result of sharing a bathroom with two younger sisters growing up, don't know, but have been in the habit of putting the seat and lid down as long back as I can remember. Far as the henpecked comment, LOL. She gets on here just enough to find silly posts like this, really don't think it changes my posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Nope, think it is habit Steve. Maybe as a result of sharing a bathroom with two younger sisters growing up, don't know, but have been in the habit of putting the seat and lid down as long back as I can remember. Far as the henpecked comment, LOL. She gets on here just enough to find silly posts like this, really don't think it changes my posting. I was just having fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I was just having fun LOL. Yep, I know Steve, why the :o:D got used.:D Seriously though, seems however Catrina has some sort of sense for finding threads like this one when I post in them.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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