stevebeilgard Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 young chuck moved to texas, where he bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00 cash. the farmer agreed to deliver the donkey to the boy the next day. well, the farmer came the next day, and told the boy that the donkey died durinthe night. so, chuck simply asked for his hundred bucks back. "sorry, son. i spent it all last night at the bar." so, the boy said he wanted the donkey delivered. "what are you going to do with the dead donkey" the farmer asked. "auction it off, the kid said". so, the farmer delivered the dead donkey to the kid. a month later, the farmer saw chuck in town, and asked how he did with the donkey. "well, i sold 500 tickets for the donkey at 2 dollars each, and made a thousand bucks on him. so, less the hundred i paid for him, i made $900.00 profit." the farmer asked "didn't anyone complain about the donkey being dead?" chuck replied "only the guy who won, and i gave him his 2 bucks back" chuck now works for the government:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 :D:D ,, precious .. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig mack Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 LMBO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 chuck now works for the government:D By way of Enron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardwood_HD Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 gotta love it lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Lmbo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clrj3514 Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 thats hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 LMBO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 ....Oh, boy! -I need to start reading your jokes earlier in the evening, SteveB.:rolleyes: LOL ...I got it though, it was real funny- -tee hee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 You crack me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Roflmbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born4it Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Entrepreneur, huh!?!? Nice joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockadj27 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Steve, That was a good one!!! Thanks:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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