stevebeilgard Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 two rednecks, jim and dave, are sitting in a bar having a beer. jim says to dave "i'm tired of going through life without an education. tomorrow, i'm going to sign up for evening classes". dave thinks it's a good idea. so, the next morning jim goes to the local college and talks with the dean of admissions. the dean signs dave up for english, history, math, and logic classes. "what's logic?" dave asks. "well, i'll give you some examples", says the dean. "do you own a weed eater?". "sure do", says dave. "well, then, logically if you own a weed eater, you own a yard." "i do," says dave, with some surprise. "o.k, then, if you own a yard, logic says you own a house in that yard." "heck yes i do", says dave, pretty impressed so far. "i'm not done yet", says the dean. "if you own a house, logic tells me that you're married and have kids". "why, that's right on, says dave, pretty well engrossed by now. "and since you're married, logic tell me you are not a homosexual". "heck no, i'm not," says dave. excited to start his new classes, he leaves the dean and goes to meet jim at the bar for some beers. he tells jim that he signed up for english, math, history, and logic. "what's logic?" asks jim. "well, says dave," let me give you an example. do you own a weed eater?" "well no, i don't" says jim. "well then," dave says, "you're a queer". :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flintlock1776 Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerforged Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 LMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 lmbo!! :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Lmbo :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 ...SteveB. ...:... -You're jokes are getting longer, and longer...- -and to tell you the truth...-you make my brain hurt...:confused:-LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted July 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 ...SteveB. ...:... -You're jokes are getting longer, and longer...- -and to tell you the truth...-you make my brain hurt...:confused:-LOL maybe, kathleen. but at least you're getting them now. see, i' corrupting you.....:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pendog Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Good one!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest buckhunter27 Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 lol nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 maybe, kathleen. but at least you're getting them now. see, i' corrupting you.....:D Yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razortec_hunter Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 LOL!!!!!!! Hahahaha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parkergirl Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 lol that is a good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Good one, Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 maybe, kathleen. but at least you're getting them now. see, i' corrupting you.....:D ...ok, SteveB.- NOW you have me wondering...:confused:... -I'll just go back, and read this thing one more time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 LOL.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant-KS Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 LOL Every man should own a weedeater. A good one, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Good one Steve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sskybnd Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambuscher Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 LMBO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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