two rednecks


stevebeilgard

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two rednecks, jim and dave, are sitting in a bar having a beer. jim says to dave "i'm tired of going through life without an education. tomorrow, i'm going to sign up for evening classes".

dave thinks it's a good idea. so, the next morning jim goes to the local college and talks with the dean of admissions. the dean signs dave up for english, history, math, and logic classes. "what's logic?" dave asks. "well, i'll give you some examples", says the dean. "do you own a weed eater?". "sure do", says dave. "well, then, logically if you own a weed eater, you own a yard." "i do," says dave, with some surprise. "o.k, then, if you own a yard, logic says you own a house in that yard."

"heck yes i do", says dave, pretty impressed so far. "i'm not done yet", says the dean. "if you own a house, logic tells me that you're married and have kids". "why, that's right on, says dave, pretty well engrossed by now. "and since you're married, logic tell me you are not a homosexual". "heck no, i'm not," says dave.

excited to start his new classes, he leaves the dean and goes to meet jim at the bar for some beers. he tells jim that he signed up for english, math, history, and logic. "what's logic?" asks jim.

"well, says dave," let me give you an example. do you own a weed eater?" "well no, i don't" says jim. "well then," dave says, "you're a queer". :D:D

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