politician joke.


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a rich politician died and went to heaven much to saint peter's surprise. we dont see many of ur type up here, saint peter said to the politician. in your case we'll do something different. we'll let u spend 1 day in Heaven and one day in **** and then u can choose. so the politician was delivered to ****. in **** he found all of his buddies playing golf and dining on lobster. b4 he knew it his 24 hours were up. he then went to heaven which he also enjoyed. b4 he knew it that 24 hours were up and he was with saint peter. so saint peter asked him heaven or hell? the politician replied, i cant believe this but i choose **** so he was transported to **** where he found a huge wasteland full of torture. the devil came up to him and asked wats wrong? the politician said, yesterday **** was great. wat happened? the devil replied, yesterday we were campaigning today u voted

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