buckee Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 HELP Spread the Stupidity Only in Canada.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Canada.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in Canada...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in Canada.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in Canada ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in Canada......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 ...That was great, Steve...-yes- the irony of Life really makes you wonder sometimes...-doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michihunter Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Those things you listed about Canada? Newsfllash Steve- it's like that everywhere in the US too.:D Just curious about one thing though. Does braille come in Spanish too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Newsfllash Steve- it's like that everywhere in the US too.:D Sure is...lol.... thanks for sharing Steve, I 'bout spit coffee out of my nose on the braille on the ATM drive through...never really thought about that one, kinda interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted August 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Those things you listed about Canada? Newsfllash Steve- it's like that everywhere in the US too.:D Yeah, I knew that ...LOL:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiteRunner Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 LOL Those are some good questions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Ahhhhh Grasshopper, you are becoming oh so wise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turkeybuster Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 that was pretty good. Really makes you think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 very good, steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Ahhhhh Grasshopper, you are becoming oh so wise! He is pretty smart for an old fart eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 What would you add to instant water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbduck Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 uh.....if nothing sticks to teflon, how does it stick to the frying pan? Ron:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 LOL those are great Steve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 uh.....if nothing sticks to teflon, how does it stick to the frying pan? Ron:D lol:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA_RIDGE_RUNNER Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Do they park on the driveway and drive on the parkway in Canada. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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