Bowtech_archer07 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking: the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhau st several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerforged Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 I gotta remember that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdhunter39 Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 now thats funny , if he can't understand then who can ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Seen that one before but I still like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Ah, that's a good one! :D Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 awesome :p:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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