Guest Andrea Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Out Of The Mouth Of Babes....... After teaching the children about Salvation, the Teacher asked her Sunday School Class: "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the Church, would that get me into Heaven?" "NO!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the Church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the answer was, "NO!" "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?" The Teacher asked them again. Again, they all answered, "NO!" "Well," The Teacher replied, "then how can I get into Heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 lol That's terrible! :D:D Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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