Guest Andrea Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl the other day. I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew Up and she replied, 'I want to be President!' Both of her parents are liberal Democrats and were standing There. So then I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I'd give houses to all the homeless people.' 'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do That. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, And sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take You over to the grocery store where this homeless guy hangs Out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house.' Since she is only 6, she thought that over for a few Seconds. While her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight In the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the Work, and you can just pay him the $50?' And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.' Her folks still aren't talking to me . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 LMBO. :D:D Really good one Andrea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerforged Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 LMAO! That is great Andrea, Thanks for getting my day off to a great start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slugshooter Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Thanks for the smile girl. I needed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireStrut Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Good post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deb Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 :D:D:D! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnf Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Just don't get it do they. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ildrhntr Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Outstanding, absolutely outstanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlriggins Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 freeeking fuuuny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Lol! Now that's funny! Hey, my headache's gone...thanks, Andrea! :D:D Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Glad I could help....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 LMBO! And that sums it up in a nutshell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bone collecter Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl the other day. I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew Up and she replied, 'I want to be President!' Both of her parents are liberal Democrats and were standing There. So then I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I'd give houses to all the homeless people.' 'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do That. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, And sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take You over to the grocery store where this homeless guy hangs Out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house.' Since she is only 6, she thought that over for a few Seconds. While her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight In the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the Work, and you can just pay him the $50?' And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.' Her folks still aren't talking to me . thats good stuff there i couldn't have said it better myself:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 right on, andrea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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