JJL Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 LOL. Seen it before, still a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 lmbo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 good one, jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 LMBO that's a good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganHunter Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 lol thats cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Roflmbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herriman08 Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 sweet:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Boo! Hiss! :D:D Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whttlbucksteve Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 A good laugh to start the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parkergirl Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 good one:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davetucker Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Wow he must have twin sisters then!!LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 hahahahahahahaha :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flintlock1776 Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Wow! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texastrophies Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 good one. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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