angry farmer


WI2506

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ok, here's the problem.pulled into the field with tractor and lo and behold there are goose decoys set up in the field.they were in the way so I had to move them,, right into the back of my truck after I went home and got the truck. contacted the guy that has permission to hunt on that field, he said no they were not his..was I wrong about picking up the decoys on my field? so far no one has shown up or called to get them back..Is there some reason why people do not ask permission?

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I guess I'll be (somewhat) the lone dissenter...

I would've left a note for the trespasser to read...to the effect, "I have your decoys, they were in my way. If you want 'em, come and get 'em...Then we'll 'chat'..."

If he shows, at least you would know who it was...a-n-d...unless he is completely witless, he probably knows you have them anyways. Probably a good chance he was lurking about and watched you pick them up.

Bob;)

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I guess I'll be (somewhat) the lone dissenter...

I would've left a note for the trespasser to read...to the effect, "I have your decoys, they were in my way. If you want 'em, come and get 'em...Then we'll 'chat'..."

If he shows, at least you would know who it was...a-n-d...unless he is completely witless, he probably knows you have them anyways. Probably a good chance he was lurking about and watched you pick them up.

Bob;)

Just like 12 Angry Men, always 1 dissenter :D:DKidding

Some people just simply don't care who's property they are on and if you kick them off they try and get you back. Lack of respect i guess, never should of done away with spanking kids:rolleyes:

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I guess I'll be (somewhat) the lone dissenter...

I would've left a note for the trespasser to read...to the effect, "I have your decoys, they were in my way. If you want 'em, come and get 'em...Then we'll 'chat'..."

If he shows, at least you would know who it was...a-n-d...unless he is completely witless, he probably knows you have them anyways. Probably a good chance he was lurking about and watched you pick them up.

Bob;)

i'm with bob:o

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A big city New York lawyer went duck hunting in rural West Virginia. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going in to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the US, and if you don't let me get that duck I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in West Virginia. We settle small disagreements like this with the West Virginia Three Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the West Virginia Three Kick Rule?"

The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot now it's my turn."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

:D:D

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