NYBUCK Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Official Upstate N.Y. Temperature Conversion Chart 60 above Manhattanites try to turn on the heat. People in upstate NY plant gardens. 50 above Californians shiver uncontrollably People in upstate NY sunbathe 40 above Italian and English cars won't start People in upstate NY drive with the windows open. 32 above Distilled water freezes. Lake Ontario's water gets thicker. 20 above Texans don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. People in upstate NY throw on a flannel shirt. 10 above Philadelphia landlords finally turn on the heat People in upstate NY have one last cook-out before it gets cold 0 degrees People in Miami all die Upstate NY'ers lick the flagpole. 20 below Californians fly away to Mexico People in upstate NY get out their winter coats. 40 below Hollywood disintegrates The Girl Scouts in upstate NY are selling cookies door to door. 60 below Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Upstate NY Boy Scouts postpone Winter Survival classes until it's cold enough. 80 below Mt. St. Helen's freezes People in upstate NY rent some videos. 100 below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Upstate NY'ers get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. 297 below Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in upstate NY complain about farmers with cold hands. 460 below (or Absolute Zero on the Kelvin Scale) All atomic motion stops People in upstate NY start saying,'Cold 'nuff for ya?' 500 below (Theoretically an impossible temperature) He!! freezes over The Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: UPSTATE NY WEATHER [ QUOTE ] 500 below (Theoretically an impossible temperature) He!! freezes over The Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl. [/ QUOTE ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: UPSTATE NY WEATHER That is funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: UPSTATE NY WEATHER I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: UPSTATE NY WEATHER LOL!!! thats a good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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