Muff Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I've got a new one!!!!! Muff's Wind Farm!!!! :D:D:D:D :D:D lol now thats funny right there :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Sauceman Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Boo poot, leg warmer, drive by (at work), air biscuit, nasal missile, blinder, screecher, scooter, splat, fizz, fazz, ripper, rapper, scent missile, and I have many more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathcoerracin Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 red chilli ripper. or the infamous words of my dad, after the fact, " Talk to me oh toothless one" =] =] =] or as my boss says after after eating at Krystals, " Rectal Rockets" this post is so rediculously funny lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whttlbucksteve Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Barking tree frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil hunter Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 around here it's known as crop dusting if you fart and walk away. I don't really have any good names for farts though, sorry guys.lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobw Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 . Heinny Burp:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 front holes so happy, back holes sing. or, i coughed my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WiHunter813 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 my niece always says she blowing bubbles w/ her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tink Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders A Fart is the sharpest thing inthe world goes thru pants & levis so fast they dont even cut a hole. IN Germany small kids light farts as a game. Worst farts in history? Big green farts from Big black Labs in a goose blind!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GetTheBelt Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 As a youngin we called em poppers - fart was considered a bad word in my house and didnt wanna risk cussin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant-KS Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 around here it's known as crop dusting if you fart and walk away. I don't really have any good names for farts though, sorry guys.lol. Well well, guess that makes me a crop duster! LOL I like to leave the scene immediately, lest I, too, become a casualty. Ones I've heard Barking spiders SBD-Silent But Deadly Sorry, didn't mean to step on ya Fanny burp Fart Thunderclapper Stinkbomb Brimstone Toot Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot the better you feel, so let's eat beans at every meal! Parting shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogwild63 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 The list http://www.fartnames.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogwild63 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogwild63 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 The Date Fart http://67.19.222.106/love/video/fart.ram :D:D:eek::D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogwild63 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Ok, the last one http://www.addictinggames.com/hidethefart.html Best I can tell (since the instructions are in Japanese, I think), push the space bar as long as you can when the car goes by. If you push it too soon or hold it too long or when a car is NOT going by, you're busted! If the pressure builds up too much, well, you will see. Description:You've got some major gas, and nowhere to let it out. You and wasabi just don't mix. Can you be discreet with your stinkers? Instructions:Left arrow for little fart Spacebar for standard fart Left arrow + Spacebar for kim chee fart Good luck and don't get busted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogwild63 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 dang, I sure can kill a thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 "oops...I just stepped on a TOAD'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 My granddad has always said, "Bring it up again and we'll vote on it". And if it's not silent, my buddy says, "that was an audible". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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