Upper Management Training


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I found this on another forum and thought you guys and gals would enjoy wink.gifwink.gif

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male

buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a

tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the

buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter

everywhere, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.

He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the

other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want

coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from

yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management

position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others

to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

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