HarvDog Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he soared down I-95. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem” thought the man and he stomped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph, then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "Several years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper LMBO...I almost choked on breakfast!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper LOL. Seen this one before. Still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper That is funny!!! LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper LMBO! Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10acboy Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper Heard that one before, but it never gets old. That's a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicks_hunt_to Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper old one herd it a diff way thow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sasksheds Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper Thanx for the laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper That is funny, I will have to remember that if I EVER go back to Florida Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterfowler_gal Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper Now that's funny-I don't care who you are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportsman2500 Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH That's great!! never heard that one before but will use it around my friends!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper hehehehehehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper LOL I have not heard that one before. Good joke! Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffy Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper LMBO! TOO FUNNY! THANKS FOR SHARING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper Now there's a new one to me..LOL..that's great.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: State Trooper LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: State Trooper LOL!!! Good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: State Trooper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: State Trooper That is funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobie Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: State Trooper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: State Trooper Now thats funny right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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