Reasons to vote Democrap

[Gator]

I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,

and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from

murderers and thieves.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry

whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on

a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon

of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better

job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as

nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the

bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're

good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if

it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt

away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of

millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be

allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and

give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see

fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite

the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would

NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my @#%

it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

[backwoods07]

Ahhh, I love it!! Great post