Hoosier Hunter Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Obama the duck hunter.. Obama went duck hunting in Alaska. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into Sarah Palin's field on the other side of her fence As he climbed over the fence, Sarah drove up on her tractor and asked him what he was doing. Obama responded, 'I shot a duck and it fell onto this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it.' Palin replied, 'This is my property, and you are not coming over here.' The indignant Obama said, 'If you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.' Palin smiled and said, 'Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes here. We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.'' Obama asked, 'What is the 'Three Kick Rule?' Sarah Palin replied, 'Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.' Obama quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take a woman at this game. He agreed to abide by the local custom. Sarah slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the Obama. Her first kick planted the toe of her steel toed work boot into Obama's groin and dropped him to his knees. Her second kick to the midriff sent the Obama's last meal gushing from his mouth. Obama was on all fours when her third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie. He summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, 'Okay, now it's my turn.' Palin smiled and said , 'Na, I give up. You can have the duck.' Experience wins again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 That is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shorty785 Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 lmao that is the greatest thing i heard all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 That is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!:D:D I got a good belly laugh out of that one:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerforged Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 LMAO! I needed that, Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 LMBO! Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 LMBO. That is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth289 Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 LMAO hilarious!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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