Steven Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is ... an auto parts store?" "No," the cook said. "Three flats tires means three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices crisp bacon." "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?" She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Stupid joke- some may like it LOL!!! I got a good chuckle from it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobie Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Stupid joke- some may like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Stupid joke- some may like it Cute.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Stupid joke- some may like it LOL!!! that is a good one for sure!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Stupid joke- some may like it OK! That was pretty funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Stupid joke- some may like it LOL!!! That is great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Stupid joke- some may like it "Hey Mikey--I like it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Stupid joke- some may like it I like that it was a good one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Stupid joke- some may like it LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Stupid joke- some may like it A truckers classic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Stupid joke- some may like it LOL. Pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va_strutstopper Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Stupid joke- some may like it LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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