texastrophies Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II US Ranked 4th After determining the Big-12 championship game participants, the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II. " Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland , France , Norway , Sweden , Denmark , Belgium and the Netherlands . Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking." Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories-- Japan and Germany . The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event." German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US ; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany 's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces." The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2." Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 hahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clrj3514 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 that took some thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I agree--head on head should mean more--especially on a neutral field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorden Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Funny:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EKYhunter Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 That's pretty funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Shouldn't the U.S. victory on Germany's field count for more? I mean they got beat at home by the #4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABuckSlayer Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I'm shocked that Japan was above the US!!! :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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