cinch314 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The pillsbury doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebritries turned out to pay their respects, including mrs. Butterworth, hungry jack, the california raisins, betty crocker, the hostess twinkies and captain crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turn-overs. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife play dough, three children: John dough, jane dough and dosey dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, pop tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Ha! That is terrible! :D:D Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Thats been going around for a long time and its still funny.... Someone has a great sense of humor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 A yeast infection? Are you saying the Pillsbury Doughboy was in fact the Pillsbury Doughgirl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 A yeast infection? Are you saying the Pillsbury Doughboy was in fact the Pillsbury Doughgirl? Or maybe he was a Hermaphadoughrite??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwoods07 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Or maybe he was a Hermaphadoughrite??? I bet it took you about 20 mins to spell that big word out!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 i bet it took you about 20 mins to spell that big word out!! :d:d:d:d:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shorty785 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 what is that word hes tryin to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whttlbucksteve Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 That is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 LOL! Never heard that one before, funny stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 LMBO! Thanks Cinch, I never heard that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clrj3514 Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 that was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 a new one to me, and very enjoyable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illinois59 Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Very cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 LMBO! Thanks Cinch, I never heard that one! Me either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwoods07 Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 what is that word hes tryin to say hermaphrodite...don't know where the dough comes from ? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Poor guy becomes toast wherever he goes:D. Funny one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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