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They Take The Psycho Path ]

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Polaroid's

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A Stick

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese ..

What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk.

What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite.

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

Right Where You Left Him.

What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka.

What's the difference between a bad golfer And a bad skydiver ?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang!

A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack

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