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Favorite part of A Few Good Men is the first two or three minutes where they show the drill sequence. Was actually done by the Texas A&M Association of Former Fish Drill team because the USMC Silent Drill team couldn't do it. Some friends of mine actually got some good "face time". They were only on the set for a couple of days but really irritated the crew because they kept eating all the food.

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Quite possible the best movie ever filmed:

Woodrow Call: I'm American! By God!

Gus McCrae: You was born in Scotland, as I recall. You was still draggin' on the tit when they brought you over here.

Woodrow Call: I reckon I'm as American as anyone from Tennessee.

Woodrow Call: You ever get tired o' loafin' I reckon you can get a job waitin' on tables.

Gus McCrae: Oh, I had a job waitin' tables once. S' on a riverboat. I wasn't no older than Newt, there, but I hadda give it up.

Newt: How come?

Gus McCrae: Well I was, too young and pretty and the ladies wouldn't let me alone.

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I can't believe I missed this thread. My wife gets so sick of me quoting movie lines. :D Here are a few of my favorites:

1. "Nice set of hooters you got there." -Dumb and Dumber :D

2. "There's no normal life Wyatt, just life" -Doc from Tombstone

3. "Best dollar eighty I ever spent" -Billy from Young Guns II

4. "Your fans are church folk Johnny, Christians. They don't want to hear you singing to a bunch of murderers and rapists, tryin' to cheer them up." -Record Exec. "Well, they're not Christians then" -Johnny Cash from Walk the Line

5. And finally my favorite, also from Walk the Line. Johnny's first wife Vivian says, "You can't wear black, it looks like you're going to a funeral". And Johnny says, "Maybe I am"

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Several I was thinking of have been posted. A couple that were not...

Eli Wallach from the Good the Bad and the Ugly states (After nearly being hanged): "When the rope pulls tight you can feel the devil bite you on the a_ _."

Tim Allen from The Santa Claus: After being told his son was conflicted by his sons step-father: Conflicted huh, hummm, I appreciate that but ya know you have more important things to worry about like where you're going to get more sweaters when the circus pulls out of town. (something like that).

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All from Tombstone:

"Why Johnny Ringo, it looks like someone just walked over your grave." Doc Holiday

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds." Doc Holiday

"Look, darlin', it's Johnny Ringo. Deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darlin', should I hate him?" Doc Holiday

"Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!" Doc Holiday

"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?" Wyatt Earp

And this scene is one of my fav's:

Wyatt Earp:All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?

[pulls open his coat, revealing a badge]

Wyatt Earp: It says United States Marshal!

Ike Clanton: [terrified, pleading] Wyatt, please, I...

Wyatt Earp: [referring to Stilwell, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!

[shoves Ike down roughly with his boot]

Wyatt Earp The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!

[lets Ike up to run for his life]

Wyatt Earp: So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!

[shouts]

Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and ****'s coming with me, you hear?...

[louder]

Wyatt Earp: ****'s coming with me!

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All from Tombstone:

"Why Johnny Ringo, it looks like someone just walked over your grave." Doc Holiday

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds." Doc Holiday

"Look, darlin', it's Johnny Ringo. Deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darlin', should I hate him?" Doc Holiday

"Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!" Doc Holiday

"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?" Wyatt Earp

And this scene is one of my fav's:

Wyatt Earp:All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?

[pulls open his coat, revealing a badge]

Wyatt Earp: It says United States Marshal!

Ike Clanton: [terrified, pleading] Wyatt, please, I...

Wyatt Earp: [referring to Stilwell, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!

[shoves Ike down roughly with his boot]

Wyatt Earp The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!

[lets Ike up to run for his life]

Wyatt Earp: So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!

[shouts]

Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and ****'s coming with me, you hear?...

[louder]

Wyatt Earp: ****'s coming with me!

Good ones hog, but what about "It's true, you are a good woman to me...then again, you may be the antichrist" -Doc :D

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"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them." - John Wayne in the Shootist

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Rooster: I aim to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Ft Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which will it be?

Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Rooster: "Fill your hand you son-of-a-*****!!"

John Wayne and Robert Duvall in True Grit

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"A man's got to know his limitations." - Clint Eastwood in Magnum Force

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"Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses." - Toby and Willie

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thats a good one here is one of my favs

That's how a conspiracy works. Them boys on the Grassy Knoll they were dead within three hours, buried in the damned desert, unmarked graves out past Terlingua.

Nick : You know this for a fact?

Still got the shovel... (Shooter)

LOL...Just watched that one yesterday.

I like the part where he asks "Sam".."Do you think the president has anything to worry about..(then he shoots and the can blows up)..Yup..he better worry".

The shockwave from the shot on the nearby bushes I wish I could quote:eek:

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All from Tombstone:

"Why Johnny Ringo, it looks like someone just walked over your grave." Doc Holiday

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds." Doc Holiday

"Look, darlin', it's Johnny Ringo. Deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darlin', should I hate him?" Doc Holiday

"Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!" Doc Holiday

"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?" Wyatt Earp

And this scene is one of my fav's:

Wyatt Earp:All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?

[pulls open his coat, revealing a badge]

Wyatt Earp: It says United States Marshal!

Ike Clanton: [terrified, pleading] Wyatt, please, I...

Wyatt Earp: [referring to Stilwell, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!

[shoves Ike down roughly with his boot]

Wyatt Earp The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!

[lets Ike up to run for his life]

Wyatt Earp: So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!

[shouts]

Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and ****'s coming with me, you hear?...

[louder]

Wyatt Earp: ****'s coming with me!

that Earp to Clanton quote has gotta be the best one yet. i love Tombstone

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