muggs Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 How about: "Ok, I admit it...if propositioned...I would sleep with Greg Oden." First of all, I'm not that big of a fan of this guy, but he did deserve to be drafted #1 ahead of Durant and was the right pick. Besides, are you sure that wasn't a misquote? Somebody was saying something similar about ManRam to the Dodgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okiedog Posted December 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 It was dogdoc http://www.realtree.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17269 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Here is one of mine! In response to someone being sick..... "Chamomile tea with tons of butter, drink half of it, use the other half as an enema. Crush 5 goat hooves, load them on a float plane, have the float plane fly to Anchorage, drop the goat hooves over a mountain on your way there. Upon landing find some St. John's wort, pick some eat some, and rub some in your armpit. Fly back home, have another enema, drink some garlic tea with horseradish, and you'll be fine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Here is one of mine! In response to someone being sick..... "Chamomile tea with tons of butter, drink half of it, use the other half as an enema. Crush 5 goat hooves, load them on a float plane, have the float plane fly to Anchorage, drop the goat hooves over a mountain on your way there. Upon landing find some St. John's wort, pick some eat some, and rub some in your armpit. Fly back home, have another enema, drink some garlic tea with horseradish, and you'll be fine." Don't know, but that's pure genius. How about this one: Seriously. I can't give away the secret, but I created a time machine. Right now it looks like a refrigerator box and will only go forward at actual speed, but I'm sure with some tweaking, I can go back in time. That's all. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Don't know, but that's pure genius. How about this one: First one is Kathleen, second, SRA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 How big are you biceps Tom? AF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 How big are you biceps Tom? AF! Now THATS original!!:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 How big are you biceps Tom? AF! I don't know. Only DB's measure their biceps. BTW Gator, wrong on both accounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'm guessing Tominator on the crushed hooves post. As for the time machine, that was none other than Mr. Steven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'm guessing Tominator on the crushed hooves post. As for the time machine, that was none other than Mr. Steven. You're smarter than you look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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