goodnottygy Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 you might be a redneck.. if you shot a hole into the hood of your truck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 If your whole house is decorated with camo and mounts and your boyrfriend didnt help any with the decor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layin on the smackdown Posted January 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 if youve ever seen how fast your riding lawnmower can go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layin on the smackdown Posted January 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 if you shot a hole into the hood of your truck! if you have ever used your truck as a shooting bench...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 If you've tried to rope a deer, caught it, then had to cut the rope before it injured you or your horse. If you know that you've done one or more of these things and can relate THEN YOU ARE DEFINITELY A REDNECK> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodnottygy Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 you could be a redneck if.... to get warm when hunting, you start your truck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodnottygy Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 you might be redneck if... you cut off your underwear ith your hunting knife, to wipe with in the woods! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shorty785 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 if youve ever used an ice fishing hole as a beer cooler.... hey i've done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shorty785 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 if you call counseling buying a twelve pack and a bottle of jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodnottygy Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 if your psychologist is a bartender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 If the back of your truck is loaded with an adult beverage ice chest that is full and your coon dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodnottygy Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 If you married your step mother while your dad was in prison. (yip... I know someone like this) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 If you'd vote Ted Nugent for President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 you cut off your underwear ith your hunting knife, to wipe with in the woods! It was my shirt tail but I'm guilty on more than one occasion.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodnottygy Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 LOL! We gotta do what we gotta do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 If you encourage your son to use the fence railing as a gun rest. If you use the roof of your house as a base for your spot and stalk sessions. Why do I have the feeling we will be hearing from Tom shortly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 you cut off your underwear ith your hunting knife, to wipe with in the woods! I am DEFINITELY a redneck then.:o:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 If you cut the sleeves off your shirt for personal reasons instead of style reasons You keep a cooler of beer on the front porch so as not to overload your fridge You have a special fridge for adult beverages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 If you decide to cook a gourmet meal and it's deer kabob's YUUUM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodnottygy Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 I admit... I was thinking... "Now what am I going to do?" That is when I reached for my hunting knife, cut off my underwear! LOL! ..... but I already knew that I was a redneck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodnottygy Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 you might be a redneck if.... You field dressed a deer, cut the B hole off of the deer, to put over my hunting buddies radio antenna!:D:D GAWD, I am ornery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 If you've ever mounted a deer rack to the front of your best buddies truck. Or if you've ever used athletic tape as a tire plug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUNTINGMAN Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 If you have more stuffed animals on the walls of your house than wall-mart has on there shelves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun-101 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 if you use a rag or aluminum foil for a gas cap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwoods07 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 if you have ever used your truck as a shooting bench...lol I was gonna say "if the hood of your truck is decorated with powder burns" haha good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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