How blonde jokes got started


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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless. With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled

'Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes.As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down. .. And squealed 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings and Her clothes, and quickly departed

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them Asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know... I thought you were watching.'

Moral

Not all Southerners are stupid

Not all blondes are dumb

But, all men..... Are still men

Edited by jbeck
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