Tominator Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Yes, I said it. I'm hunting at school. I just got done grading some papers and when I put them in the "out" box, I noticed some little mouse turds on my desk. This will make the 3rd mouse I have caught in my room in 12 years. And, rest assured, I will catch him. Imagine a room full of adolescents and a mouse runs by while you're discussing the process of figuring payroll taxes. Let me assure you, it's not pretty. Mayhem is a better word. Anyway, the trap is baited with a little piece of melted cheese and bread off the aluminum foil from my lunch. BWAAA--HAAAA-HAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DJR Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Hunting At School I hate mice's to pieces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterfowler_gal Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Hunting At School You should hold a hunting contest with your students and give extra credit to whoever catches it...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Hunting At School Oh mighty trapper!!! Sure helps pass time doesn't it! Good luck on your trap line!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Hunting At School today's kill......tomorrow's meatloaf. Man I don't miss school lunches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimT Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Hunting At School [ QUOTE ] BWAAA--HAAAA-HAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAA [/ QUOTE ] You aint right...lol..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Hunting At School [ QUOTE ] I hate mice's to pieces [/ QUOTE ] Just a few weeks ago a co-worker and I were trying to figure out who said this. Does anybody know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Hunting At School Best of luck on your "mouse huntin'" todd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Hunting At School good luck gettin the little bugger, Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest benelli_man_84 Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Hunting At School I wish you luck man. If all else fails, out a cat in the room overnight. That will do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadHuntinPastor Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Hunting At School Hey Tom.....Have fun catching Jerry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Hunting At School Good luck catching the mouse. We have only caught and couple this year, but the cats have caught many of them. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strut_Buster Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Hunting At School Sounds like you should be allowed to carry some firepower... M1A2, M16, M249. Anything to Prothect the kids right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Hunting At School Hope your trapping skills are better than your archery skills......... (You know I had to say something.... ) We need some happy hunter pictures after this one goes down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Hunting At School What are the students going to say when they see you in treestand with your bow....LOL You could have them attempt to design and market a better mousetrap and of course they would have to hire people, figuring in workers comp insurance, and of course payroll taxes. Prototype designs are due by the next grading period....TODAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Hunting At School better make sure it's not an endangered species mouse.....! have you checked with the game & fish, gotten your trappers license, filed an impact statement with the epa, consulted peta? come on, now. let's not rush out and do something you may regret later. never mind, kill the little bugger. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronS Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Hunting At School [ QUOTE ] Hey Tom.....Have fun catching Jerry [/ QUOTE ] LMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Hunting At School Tominator, Use him for classroom experiments. Or perhaps a class pet Or better yet... send him to the taxidermist 4 years ago Watertown built a new middle school. I was on bus duty outside of my classroom when a grouse flew into my window and died. So I scooped her up. The kids all asked what I was going to do with it I simply relied "eat it". I told the kids that anyone who wanted to watch me clean it was welcome to come down during study hall. I had about 30 kids enjoy the learning experience. It was a hoot. Make your mouse a learning experience Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Hunting At School If you need any helping dragging or gutting...just give me a ring on the cell. Speaking of mice...I got a little bugger living in my car. I was driving home yesterday and I see this thing crawling around under my seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted February 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Hunting At School [ QUOTE ] Sounds like fun are you a high school teacher or what [/ QUOTE ] Yep, high school business. [ QUOTE ] You should hold a hunting contest with your students and give extra credit to whoever catches it... [/ QUOTE ] Great idear! [ QUOTE ] today's kill......tomorrow's meatloaf. Man I don't miss school lunches. [/ QUOTE ] Actually, our cooks make trapped mice into McNuggets Eric. [ QUOTE ] Do you want me to do a shoulder mount of your trophy or a pedestal mount. Would be glad to do it lifesize also!!!! [/ QUOTE ] If the trap doesn't do its normal hamburger job, the carcass is all yours to do what you will. [ QUOTE ] sounds like he's at least 4 years old, maybe he'll make the books! [/ QUOTE ] I'm hoping he's a Poper. We'll see. [ QUOTE ] Hope your trapping skills are better than your archery skills......... (You know I had to say something.... ) [/ QUOTE ] That little Illinois secret is getting ever so close to coming out. [ QUOTE ] You could have them attempt to design and market a better mousetrap and of course they would have to hire people, figuring in workers comp insurance, and of course payroll taxes. Prototype designs are due by the next grading period....TODAY [/ QUOTE ] That sounds like a lot of work Gary. I think we'll just eat a few donuts and drink some coffee. [ QUOTE ] If the trap doesn't work for you, stay late and spotlight the little booger. Oh yeah, you should put your trap in the 'outbox'. [/ QUOTE ] Spot lighting mices is illegal in Ohio And, putting the trap in my outbox would only trap me. [ QUOTE ] Use him for classroom experiments. Or perhaps a class pet Or better yet... send him to the taxidermist [/ QUOTE ] The first mouse I caught in my room, I caught under my shoe. (still can't believe I did that) I gave him to a science teacher and he put it in a terrarium. It died 3 days later. Jerry was a no show last night. Trap was still set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Hunting At School [ QUOTE ] Jerry was a no show last night. Trap was still set. [/ QUOTE ] LOL. Bet you keep your students pretty amused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Hunting At School Just saw on the History Channel that the average female mouse has sex 22 times a day. Better get to work Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarylandQDMA Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Hunting At School 22 TIMES! WOW! I got a moues a few years back trap got him so go I had to get a picture. guess I need to dig it up and post it. you can use it "mice beware" sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Hunting At School [ QUOTE ] Just saw on the History Channel that the average female mouse has sex 22 times a day. Better get to work Ranger [/ QUOTE ] LMBO....who said this forum wasn't informative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Hunting At School any luck yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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