texastrophies Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 If you are a Cowboy fan--read anyway, it's still funny Q. The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. A. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Dallas Cowboys Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Dr.Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill! Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody remembers and we can't seem to find out! Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABuckSlayer Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 I'm a long time Cowboys fan but that was awesome!!! Good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 those are good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 LOL .. Those are way too funny .. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clrj3514 Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 wonderful stuff there. i cant stand the Cowboys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 nice! very funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 sad that these "jokes" are dang near facts lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NY_Bowhunter14 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 very funny stuff, but the best one i have heard is about my Buffalo Bills... BILLS= Boy I Love Losing Superbowls... it fits so well unfortunatally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Thats funny coming from a fan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireStrut Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Those are funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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