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stevebeilgard

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i'd like to think that this study is flawed, but the evidence sees irrefutable. several months ago, scientists in europe's annual reproduction conferences suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a close look at their beer consumption. the theory is that drinking too much beer can turn men into women.

to test the theory, 100 men drank 6 pints of beer in one hour. it was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making any sence, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, lost sexual desire, and refused to admit they were wrong about anything.

no further testing is expected. :D

(sure glad my wife doesn't come on here)

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i'd like to think that this study is flawed, but the evidence sees irrefutable. several months ago, scientists in europe's annual reproduction conferences suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a close look at their beer consumption. the theory is that drinking too much beer can turn men into women.

to test the theory, 100 men drank 6 pints of beer in one hour. it was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making any sence, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, lost sexual desire, and refused to admit they were wrong about anything.

no further testing is expected. :D

(sure glad my wife doesn't come on here)

How much beer DO you drink Steve??:D

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