JJL Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 You get it Jeff............... :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 How about this one?????????? Paint-Ball..................It's almost as much fun as Naked Curling. I know...................It's not funny to 99.9999% of people. But, there are a few people who are laughing their butts off right now. You know who you are. Oh yeah................then put a pic of a real hot chick on the card too. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 ROFKNBO :D I don't know about you Al but I'm getting a good laugh or 2 here. Now on the serious side, how about just something simple like "Gone Shootin". Oh...then use one of JJL's hot chick pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Metal Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 ROTFLMBO!!! OMG, I haven't laughed this much in a while! I KNEW this thread had the potential to turn REAL BAD which is why I tried my darndest NOT to post in it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldawg Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Hey Al, Try this... Winstead Paintball-For good family fun, or just plain getting even.:cool: Dawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Metal Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 i keep throwing the word "tag" or "tagged" around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layin on the smackdown Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I'm sure glad this is a family site, because I cannot even post 1/1000th of the real good ones I thought of. How about this.............. Winstead Outdoors. Come and Play with our Balls. You got to have a Hot-Chick on the card.................just because I said so. The heck with the words Al....just use the pic... If i got your card, id play!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Paintball, Order In Or Delivered! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedicast Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I'm no good at this kind of thing... Winstead Paintball.... We Bring the SPLAT to You! With SPLAT being in dripping paintball color letters. or Winstead Paintball.. We Bring the Game to You! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 (edited) Wheelin Winstead Paintball adventures or Wet, Wild & Wheelin Paintball Adventures Edited January 26, 2009 by buckee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gzilla45 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 You all are some creative people and I must say I got some good laughs over most of these. I've been playing paintball for 15 years and one thing about it is that you must travel to play about 90% of the time. If you have the ability to take your equipment on the road, you have created something that most people haven't. Someone else up above mentioned this already but I think Paintball, your place or mine hits the nail on the head. It lets them know what your business is as well as where it takes place. And if you can find a way to put a picture of that girl covered in paint along with it, more power to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 OK........ this may be my "magnum opus". Winstead Outdoors Book your next party with us. And we'll have Chuck Norris Kick Barack O'Bama in the face. and then a pic with a bunch of hot chicks like this........... Yep....................it's a keeper. Yeah I know, they're not all HOT...........it's the best I could do for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illinois59 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 portablepaintballparty.com "We bring the battle to you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 portablepaintballparty.com "We bring the battle to you!" ...Ummmm....-I just tried to say that real fast three times and it came out as "port-o-pottie"....:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I'm with you gzilla. We're going to get this done for you Al. ___________________________________________________________ YOUR PLACE OR MINE ????? 1-815-645-1362 WINSTEAD OUTDOORS ________________________________________________________ I like it.............call the printer. fwiw................That's Al's real phone #. But, that's not a pic of Al. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Without Jim's humor .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 (edited) I'm with you gzilla. We're going to get this done for you Al. ___________________________________________________________ YOUR PLACE OR MINE ????? 1-815-645-1362 WINSTEAD OUTDOORS ________________________________________________________ I like it.............call the printer. fwiw................That's Al's real phone #. But, that's not a pic of Al. Jims got a winner right here... You mean all this time I was thinking "Al" was short for Alexia... Edited January 27, 2009 by Randy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Jims got a winner right here... Thank-You very much Randy............:p:p:p:p Luke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 (edited) How about this one............................... WINSTEAD OUTDOORS PAINTBALL FUN...........IT WASHES OFF. and then a pic of a real hot chick in a shower......... Edited January 27, 2009 by JJL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 I'm just counting the minutes ... :D:rolleyes: Al, ... get up off that floor man .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 wow. i can hardly type i'm laughing so hard. naked curling and all! on the bottom of my realtree business card is small print, from an old t.v. show called "palladin". it says it all. "HAVE GUN, WILL TRAVEL". so, how about "have fun, will travel". nothing near as much fun as jim and the others have suggested, but it WILL be received better from the church groups.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 (edited) I thought you would enjoy the naked curling....................... You just gave me an INCREDIBLE idea. Let's go plural with it though. Winstead Outdoors Have Guns Will Travel.......... and then a pick of a real hot chick with big guns Edited January 27, 2009 by JJL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 I thought you would enjoy the naked curling....................... ...you guys have your mind in the gutter, really..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 ...you guys have your mind in the gutter, really..... At least we don't keep Goat-Ribs under out beds................:p:p another gratuitous hot chick pic...............just because. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 I thought you would enjoy the naked curling....................... You just gave me an INCREDIBLE idea. Let's go plural with it though. Winstead Outdoors Have Guns Will Travel.......... and then a pick of a real hot chick with big guns That is all well and good JJ, but they don't use 38's in paintball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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