MNhunterr Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Jeff Foxworthy + Minnesota = ... If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, You might live in Minnesota If you’re proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in Minnesota If you have ever refused to buy something because it’s “too spendy”, You might live in Minnesota If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You might live in Minnesota If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there, You might live in Minnesota If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, You might live in Minnesota If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You might live in Minnesota If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, You might live in Minnesota If you know how to say…Wayzata…Mahtomedi … Cloquet, Edina … and Shakopee, You might live in Minnesota If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, You might live in Minnesota If vacation means going “up north” for the weekend, You might live in Minnesota You measure distance in hours, You might live in Minnesota You know several people, who have hit deer more than once, You might live in Minnesota You often switch from “Heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again, You might live in Minnesota You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You might live in Minnesota You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, You might live in Minnesota You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked, You might live in Minnesota You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison, You might live in Minnesota You carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows how to use them, You might live in Minnesota There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill’s Fleet Farm at any given time, You might live in Minnesota You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You might live in Minnesota Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You might live in Minnesota You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and of course, road construction, You might live in Minnesota You can identify a southern or eastern accent, You might live in Minnesota Your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next to your blue spruce, You might live in Minnesota If “Down South” to you means Iowa , You might live in Minnesota You know “a brat” is something you eat, You might live in Minnesota You find -10 degrees “a little chilly”, You might live in Minnesota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 :D:D You measure distance in hours, You might live in Minnesota I do that lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Those are soooo true!LOL I lived in Watonwan county for 4 years not too long ago, and can relate to those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotashRLS Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Funny and True! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 very good, and true too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 :D:D We ain't much better here in SD either! :D:D Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 http://kstp.com/article/stories/S765401.shtml?cat=1 You might be a redneck. :eek::eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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