JimT Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Was laying on the coach a few minutes ago. My 14 month old son sleeping on my chest, while I watch the Military channel. Life is good. Then, all of a sudden he unloads on me. Yup, his lunch and breakfast I think. All over my neck, face and hair. Something did not agree with the boy, and I have a ruined O.C.C. shirt, and the stench to prove it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DJR Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood Dont you just love it when they do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colescott1 Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood Joys of Parenthood, Part II My just turned 3 year old has finally decided he's ready to get out of pullups....starting immediately with peeing while standing like Daddy does. My wife has him in the bathroom yesterday morning, and comes out laughing hysterically, saying.."you handle this one". I go in, and ask him what the issue is. In a very pouty face he responds. "Daddy, my pee-pee is too big". :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood I love it...thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood don't you just love when that happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherguy Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood [ QUOTE ] "Daddy, my pee-pee is too big". [/ QUOTE ] LMBO that is priceless! I think that is the kind of statement you will need to hole over him at his graduation, prom, wedding etc. in the future. lol Maybe i should never have children since i know if i got puked on i would be puking instantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood LMAO!!! that is just hilarious guys yea!! bring that up at the wedding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood LMBO!!! That is great!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood That is funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IADEERDUDE Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood being a dad ther's nothing id rather do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckshot Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood Oh yeah....That happened to me a week ago.Fell asleep on the recliner with my 3 yr old daughter sitting next to me.Woke up to her puking on me.Talk about a rude awakening... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood my wife says that about me. yea, right. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetailkiller Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood [ QUOTE ] being a dad ther's nothing id rather do [/ QUOTE ] i agree 100% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood NOT ON THE O.C.C. SHIRT!!!!! one word--Yummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidd Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood i dont know being a great husband is pretty cool too good tymes nate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firefighter Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood been there done that ,,,,,, might as well burn the shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSGB Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood LMBO Gotta make sure you "burp" them before letting them lie down after eating! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood Been there my share of times. Nothing like having to clean up chunky puked up milk, but would not have traded it for anything in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood been there done that---usually happens to me every day. I get pee'd on, crapped on, anal gland juice squirted on me--of course by dogs and cats--but I have had my fair share of kid juices also! ain't it great! todd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood LOL thats awesome! To bad you didnt get it on video! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood Everyone gets "christened" by their new babies. My husband was watching me change our first born son's diaper. All of a sudden he started peeing. My husband had been leaning over him with his mouth open......yep, right in the mouth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood My cat peed on me one time, does that count? lol! Actually as a kitten, he was born in a barn and I rescued him because he was just covered in fleas, all bloody and as I carried him home, he let loose all over,yuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horst Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood Dont feel bad.i woke up the other morning, carried the baby downstairs, made coffee and sat down at the computer.He crawled over and pulled himself up my leg so I picked him up and sat him on my lap.I hadnt changed him yet and his diaper was pretty well saturated anyway.But apparently while I was making coffee he had crapped in his diaper, and it boiled over ou the back of it, clear up his back and down his legs.So there sit,b oth of us covered in baby poop at 6:30 in the morning screaming at my wife to help me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: The Joys of Parenthood I feel your pain I have 7 month old boy. He does that sort of thing ALL the time. Just last week he spit up right in my wifes clevage and the bra caught the entire load. She asked me to hold him while she dumped her load. Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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