Ravin R10 man Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down When you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first Date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date That a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date Experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... And the guy had Taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had Never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they Were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to Realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an Hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a Point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside The road, or it would be the front seat of his car They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants Down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she Let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her Companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed Was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think About was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of The situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As She bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks Were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to Poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh >From the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new Problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she Answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply That indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some Assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her Sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out Laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to Compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with A real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from The grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the Predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only One way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time Date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize Hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your First date was embarrassing.. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.' Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was Sitting next to her on the Leno show. If you laughed at this pass it on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 :D:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 LMAO!!! Wow, that is too funny! Desperate times call for desperate measures.... :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Wow! :D:D Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 lmbo, wow!!! I'll remember this next time I'm in the woods hunting on a cold winter day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodnottygy Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 OMG! That does take the cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 oh my god. i can't even dream of that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Yep, I got the same email Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clrj3514 Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 oh my god. i can't even dream of that.... tell me about it man. that is insane! :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 I am indeed...laughing out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUNTINGMAN Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Best laugh I have had all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 WOW ..that's a pretty awesome date. That's what memories are made of ...LOL I just knew they were going to end up married. I mean, you just can't do things like that to/with a girl, without marrying her. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 WOW ..that's a pretty awesome date. That's what memories are made of ...LOL I just knew they were going to end up married. I mean, you just can't do things like that to/with a girl, without marrying her. :D:D Is that law still on the books in B.C.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 That is funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rookieee Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 real funny:D:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Is that law still on the books in B.C.? lmbo:D:D:D I nearly spit out my coffee after reading that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Is that law still on the books in B.C.? It's not really a law ...more like an unspoken redneck code we live by. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kid Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 haha well thats a great story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant-KS Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Awkward!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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