PAbowhunter4life Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Might have heard this one before, but it still makes me chuckle...... I'll never forget when me and my dad went hunting together for the first time. my dad said, "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later, my dad heard me let out a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to me. "What's wrong?" my dad asked. "I told you to be quiet." Well dad answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the ant. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' Well, I guess I just panicked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetailkiller Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... an oldie but a goodie!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... LOL Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobie Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... Heard it before but still funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSGB Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... That's a classic! Makes me laugh every time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest huntinsanobsession Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... never heard it thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... Neverheard it! Thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... LOL, a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DJR Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... Thats funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant-KS Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... Ya!!!!!!!!!! Yikes! LMBO that's hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... LOL!!! Still makes me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... LMAO!!! great joke!! i never heard that one before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... I have seen that one before, but it never gets old. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyrod64 Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... LMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va_strutstopper Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IADEERDUDE Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Re: Pretty Funny Joke.......... lol thats funny right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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