layin on the smackdown Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns. The 8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along.' The 4 pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!' The Button buck says, 'My two are all right, better than nothing I guess.' Then all of a sudden a GIANT 14 pointer walks out into the field. The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The big buck made a huge scrape and peed in it, rubbed a tree the size of a telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement. The 8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does...........Who really needs 10 anyway?' The 4 pointer says, 'You know............. come to think of it, I only really use one or two of mine!' The button buck was silent, as the other two bucks look over to him in confusion. Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears up some grass........ pees all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his buddies. His friends immediately ask him, 'What the heck are you doing!?' I'm just makin' sure that big son of a gun knows I'm a buck!' :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Edited February 10, 2009 by layin on the smackdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pendog Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 :D:D Heard that one a loooooong time ago but it's still a good'un! :D:D Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 :D:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 LOL! Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TennesseeTurkey Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 LOL good one dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Good one. LOL! :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant-KS Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 LOL Classic!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coles Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 ive heard that joke but in bull and cow version. still a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Funnnny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoythunter37 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 HA HA HA that was pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rookieee Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 :d:d:d:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun-101 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 good one :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parkergirl Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 :D:):D too funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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