layin on the smackdown Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 and i am so bored....and it seems like the forums are super slow today... So i got out of the shower this morning, dried myself off, glanced over at the mirror to my smiling face...paused a moment, and figured, it was a great day to flex in the mirror for a minute...not part of my daily routine... Anyhow, I carry on with the norms, brush my teeth, manicure the overgrown nose hairs that have apperently doubled in size and began their migration down my upper lip over night,and so on. I reach for my deoderant, which is Old Spice in the off season, and start applying it. To my utter amasement, it feels as though i am basting my armpit with a reasonablly sharp butter knife...the smooth gliding sensation that we all have become so familiar with, had, at some point, eluded me...So i take a look at the top of the bar, which to my suprise, appears to be blue in color, and smooth to the touch...i apply again...and am again greeted with the butter knife sensation. Extremely confused and determined to solve this mystery, i take a second look. This time with a little more of an investagtive approach...then all of a sudden, as if i were Einstien discovering the theory of relativity, it appears to me....the top of the bar is made of blue plastic...ironically the same exact color as the deoderant itself... I stood there thinking...man that team at old spice is rather clever...needless to say, i need to go to the store... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 wow, just wow, thats all I can say about that. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOYTnMUZZYboy Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Well i'm at a loss for words right now :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Metal Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 **faints** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 ....you know.... if you eat a large amount of butter...you don't have to wear deoderant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 ....you know.... if you eat a large amount of butter...you don't have to wear deoderant? Of course, but your arteries and heart quit working also! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Thank goodness I don't wear old spice...LOL I don't know what else to say. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotashRLS Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rookieee Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dartonman Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 I didn't realize what a GOOF you are.......you are such a goof....and by the way....the venison with bacon you gave me...totally ROCKS....we had meatloaf tonight, and had sloppy joes last night....totally rocks.........ohh yea, Im suppose to break in your garage and beg for more per the wife.....lol.........see you soon.....goof. al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layin on the smackdown Posted February 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 AL, Dude!!! 'I made regular burgers with it the other night, and let me tell you WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should send my dad some cash for doing such an awesom job. You haven't lived until you have it burger style!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!! Oh, and by the way, you know how to get in my garage...just lift the handle...lol glad you like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 I literally laughed out loud at that one! Man, you are bored! You should demand action from the Old Spice Group! Could even be a class action suit, for....well....err.. well, they'll think of something i'm sure.:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nut Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Let me know what you are drinking. Just so I do not accidently drink any;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tink Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 And they let you have GUNS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Are you still bored?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 And they let you have GUNS? :D:DRolling on the Floor laughing my Butt Off:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layin on the smackdown Posted February 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 And they let you have GUNS? As far as i know, they allow most idiots to carry guns in IL...As long as you are not a felon, and you don't have a violent background, you can have as many guns as you want... Or maybe i just slipped through the cracks...:D:D we did have Blago as our governor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Wow i mean wow wow wow wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Let me know what you are drinking. Just so I do not accidently drink any;) I want to know too! :D:D And they let you have GUNS? My sentiments exactly, Tink! :D:D I think you gave "rock bottom" a new low! :D:D Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hungry hunter Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 :D:D Here's your sign :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 How low does it make us to have wasted our time reading this post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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