GWSmith Posted February 15, 2009 Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Why the early bird gets the worm; - Knowing when to come in out of the rain; - Life isn't always fair; - and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights I Want It Now Someone Else Is To Blame I'm A Victim Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 i also got that email. rip common sence. actually, i think it's just greed as most folks are only interested in what's in it for them. a very sad situation. obama's inaugration speech should have included "ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country can do for you." at least, that is the way it is today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Seen this a few times before Gary, pretty sure it has been posted here a while back with the title Steve mentioned "rip common sense". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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