redkneck Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Ok, so, technically its called a mother-in-law. But the end result is the same, they get into your food, cause destruction, and have basically the same body type. God knows she has a heart of gold, but man oh man, when they get old and feeble, you just got to do what you got to do. I could list her in the classifieds, Free to a good home, PM if your interested.... hehehehee jk sorta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 I guess your wife don't frequent these forums huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Lmbo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted February 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 I guess your wife don't frequent these forums huh? Hey Anthony, you make me an offer, and my wife will deliver her to NYS for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Hey Anthony, you make me an offer, and my wife will deliver her to NYS for you! Maybe we could swap for a week or so???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Does she know how to cook and come with any hunting gear or guns? Send pics of gear and guns:p. Ironically today I also was with my mother in law today at my nephews 5th b day party. Know what she asked me?... Have I murdered anything lately? What a sweetheart she is:rolleyes: NOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted February 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Better choose your words carefully Randy! I'll put her on you. She had a car accident before Christmas and fractured her neck, so she's been shacked up here with a neck brace and walker ever since she got out of the hospital, except for 2 weeks she was at bro-in-laws (that time was magical for me) and now she's back for a while. She comes with her little bear cub (punk little terrier dog), so it's a package. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 I can handle her, you keep the lil ankle biter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted February 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Well, my father in law passed just a few years back. He was great if you ever got to know him, one of those "hard" men that would be sweating from working the garden long before i'd roll out of bed. He had a nice little marlin .30-.30, a 12ga pump, 12 gage auto (rem 1100 i think) and a .22. Anyway not a lot of hardware, but she's a great cook! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 I have a mother-in-law that sounds just like her! Mine is 91 years old and I am sure she is going to live to be at least 175! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 I feel your pain. So glad mine is 600 miles away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotashRLS Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Very funny. Is she long in the tooth too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) is she a black bear or a grizzly :D does she look like this or is this like you and her Edited February 23, 2009 by NS whitetail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 That is pretty funny. Guess I was pretty fortunate here with my mother in law, she was a really good woman, very sad that she lost her fight to cancer at such a young age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffnufOutdoors Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 NS that is funny in the bear pics. All this talk is not making miss my mother in-law. My big savior is I don't think my wife could handle her mother lifing with us either. So I am hoping I am safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted February 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 I think she'd be a big black bear. Not much fear of a sudden attack to protect her cub, more like a big lumbering giant you feel sorry for and cant quite bear to draw on, lol.... If she would just keep quiet i'd have more sanity. I come home only to listen to "That Obama said he wasnt going to get into a war, but guess what? He's trying to be sneaky and send more troops to Afghanistan" or "They still havent found that man that killed that girl in that state out there" Her political astuteness is undeniable. Wtnhunt, sorry to hear about your mother-in-law. I'm trying to watch out for mine, she's 63, but about the equivalent of 93 compared to many in the health dept. I'll survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 ROFLMBO...Thanks I needed a good laugh today redkneck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TennesseeTurkey Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 LOL glad mine never comes to my house.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 LOL! Too funny redneck.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA_Spike_King Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Yep, my mother-in-law doesn't come around here much BUT she is much better than she used to be though. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layin on the smackdown Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 LMAO!!!!!:D:D:D Good stuff Redneck.... I can't wait to have inlaws to make fun of:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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