My saturday...


layin on the smackdown

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i have spent the majority of the last 2 1/2 hours of my saturday (first saturday off in a while nonetheless) picking up dog logs that, since the snow is finally gone, have decided to reveal their ugly little faces....let me tell you what, the accumulation of 4 months of this stuff is rather overwhelming....

lets do the math...I have 2 dogs...

assuming 4 months = 120 days, and each dog takes, on average, 2 poops a day...we are talking somewhere in the ball park of 480 little piles of doggy sunshine (120 x 4)....give or take a few.

I am on my 3rd 5 gallon bucket full, and i am not even 1/3 of the way done...I could really use some back up...

I hope everyone else is having a great day:D

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i have spent the majority of the last 2 1/2 hours of my saturday (first saturday off in a while nonetheless) picking up dog logs that, since the snow is finally gone, have decided to reveal their ugly little faces....let me tell you what, the accumulation of 4 months of this stuff is rather overwhelming....

lets do the math...I have 2 dogs...

assuming 4 months = 120 days, and each dog takes, on average, 2 poops a day...we are talking somewhere in the ball park of 480 little piles of doggy sunshine (120 x 4)....give or take a few.

I am on my 3rd 5 gallon bucket full, and i am not even 1/3 of the way done...I could really use some back up...

I hope everyone else is having a great day:D

Go get'em pooper scooper.:D:D

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so during this entire ordeal i have discovered something....let me elaborate...

Just because there are 480 hypothetical land mines doesn't necessarily mean that i will have to methodically pick up 480 piles of fun...i have learned this first hand....For instance, my lab walks while pooping...so he leaves behind something that resembles a diver string...one long line of miny logs, which equates to about 5 to 6 scoops per line...

the other dog, he likes to centrally locate one area of the yard to use, and seems to use up every square foot of that area before moving to another area...similar to the "urban sprawl" phenomena, as he "develops" one community, and maxes it out, then moves to the next "area of development" and continues this process...

i think i have reached the half way point...and i have yet to receive back up support....:D

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so during this entire ordeal i have discovered something....let me elaborate...

Just because there are 480 hypothetical land mines doesn't necessarily mean that i will have to methodically pick up 480 piles of fun...i have learned this first hand....For instance, my lab walks while pooping...so he leaves behind something that resembles a diver string...one long line of miny logs, which equates to about 5 to 6 scoops per line...

the other dog, he likes to centrally locate one area of the yard to use, and seems to use up every square foot of that area before moving to another area...similar to the "urban sprawl" phenomena, as he "develops" one community, and maxes it out, then moves to the next "area of development" and continues this process...

i think i have reached the half way point...and i have yet to receive back up support....:D

Get the dog to help you, he's the one that caused all the crap, pun intended.:D

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so during this entire ordeal i have discovered something....let me elaborate...

Just because there are 480 hypothetical land mines doesn't necessarily mean that i will have to methodically pick up 480 piles of fun...i have learned this first hand....For instance, my lab walks while pooping...so he leaves behind something that resembles a diver string...one long line of miny logs, which equates to about 5 to 6 scoops per line...

the other dog, he likes to centrally locate one area of the yard to use, and seems to use up every square foot of that area before moving to another area...similar to the "urban sprawl" phenomena, as he "develops" one community, and maxes it out, then moves to the next "area of development" and continues this process...

i think i have reached the half way point...and i have yet to receive back up support....:D

Your lab does that too?! I thought my goofy girl was the only lab that does that! :D I hate cleaning that stuff up, have fun, Dan! :D

Dakota :D

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Dan, I almost busted a gut!! The comparison to urban sprawl just about killed me! My chocolate used a more tactical approach before he got nailed by a car. He'd drop 'em in high foot traffic areas. My five month old yel female hasnt developed a dependable pattern yet, we're still fighting bladder control issues when she runs in the house and gets petted the first time in a few hours, she'll spill a cup or two in excitement. :eek:

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Theres only one thing that I can say to help you through this troubling time...

The only consulation is in the remembering of how in the depth of winter they had to squat, sometimes thier back legs would fall through the snow, and thier butts would get covered while they were doing the deed:D

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My Great Dane goes to the neighbors yard......thank goodness.......have you ever seen a Great Dane pile? Only one word to describe it........massive. :eek:

Good luck with your scoopin'.

Oh.......why don't you try getting in touch with Obama? He's gonna sign that pork filled spending bill for lawmakers pet projects. Tell him you got a REAL pet project going on and need some help! :D

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