JimT Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Peyton Manning, after living a full life, passed away. When he got to heaven,God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded, warn-out Colts flag in the window."This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a Patriot towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL passing records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."God said "So what's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Peyton goes to heaven LOL thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Peyton goes to heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Peyton goes to heaven LOL. Pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrud Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Peyton goes to heaven I believe I heard that a couple times before....a Dale Earnhardt and GB Packers version. Jeff Gordon and Randy Moss were the passing parties. Pretty funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Peyton goes to heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Peyton goes to heaven That's funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Peyton goes to heaven Now that's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTbowman Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Peyton goes to heaven That seals it. If GOD wants the Pats to win then I guess they will. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil hunter Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Peyton goes to heaven haha. I like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mainebuck Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Re: Peyton goes to heaven they're on a mission... just like Jake and Elwood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Re: Peyton goes to heaven I'm not sure..... but..... I think i can turn that into a Farve Joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rod Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Re: Peyton goes to heaven Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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