Swamphunter Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 (edited) I hope so.... A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids "WOW!" the social worker exclaims.. "Are they all yours?'' "Yep, they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, Having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy." In disbelief, the case worker asked, "Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?" Their momma replied, "Well, yes -- it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I just yell, "Leroy!" And when it's time for dinner, I just yell "Leroy!" and they all come a running. "If I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell "Leroy" and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But, what if you just want just ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "Then I call them by their last names.." Edited March 16, 2009 by Swamphunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 LOL It's so true these days...it hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Lol!! :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clrj3514 Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 that was FUNNY!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 LMBO! Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOYTnMUZZYboy Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Hahah o wow thats funny I dont care who you are :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant-KS Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Ouch...if it wouldn't be so possible these days, it'd be hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 LMBO.... Good one, Ken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 :D:p:D:p FUNNNN ...eeeee:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 very good, ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kid Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 thats funny hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike13candace Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiteRunner Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Never heard that one, but its darn funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 :D:D Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUNTINGMAN Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 :eek:Ha Ha I like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I don't know what's funnier, the joke, or you asking if it was ok to post and then posting it anyway. haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 LMAO!!!! That's funny!!! :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 hahahahaha that was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdvantageTimberLou Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Good one Ken, for some reason I see Father's Day as a very busy time for her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Ouch...if it wouldn't be so possible these days, it'd be hilarious!!! That's kinda what I was thinking.......so sad but true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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